OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
my whole life is a lie
I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.
satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse
when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.
*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*
I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now
I’m glad this is finally making its rounds because I did a report on this in my English class… I got a C- for subject, however :/
I’m sorry but what I’m laughing my ass off at number 5. The “mating signal” sounds like some kind of sign language. I can imagine some guys talking to a couple girls and then one of the girls makes some random hand gesture and every guy immediately starts coming on to her. Did I miss the day in school when they taught us what the mating signal is? Fucking hilarious!
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
Brazilian art cover of A Song Of Ice And Fire by Marc Simonetti
I can’t remember my grandma’s voice. And that makes me sad. She was an amazing grandma, and I loved her, but I can’t remember her voice. I remember that she used to read this kid’s story to me, but I can’t remember her actual voice. I wish I could remember…